Chapter 1
So, I am sitting in class, bored out of my mind, but what else is new? My life sucks in the general sort of way that everyone's life sucks, which is to say that there's nothing particularly bad about my life but there's nothing particularly good about it either. I'm listening to Ms. Glass, my English teacher, drone on about the importance in knowing the difference between "it's" and "its" and I want to throw myself into the nearest river. The problem with that is the nearest river is three towns over, I don't drive and even if I did, I don't have a car. Soooo, I'm stuck here listening to crap I really don't care about but there's not a whole lot I can do except pull out my cell phone and jerk around on that. So, I wait for the teacher to turn away from looking at my side of the back of the room and I pull out my phone and start looking for an app I can waste some time on until the bell rings. As I'm scrolling t...